In Honor of Valentine's Week

A little Cupid-like humor.


1.  Roses are red,
     Violets are blue,
     Here I sit in bed,
     Drinking and dreaming of you

2.  Roses are red,
     Violets are blue,
     I just filled your ex up with lead,
     Quite proud aren't you
   
3. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I would rather be dead,
    But it looks like I am stuck with you

4. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    The dogs have been  fed,
    Now let's lay down and  screw

5. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    St. Valentine lost his head,
    Now don't you get an idea or two